Roommate Wars

my roommate cut a large section of my hair off while i was sleeping.
if i said that i told her to, it'd require explanation, which i'm not sure there is any.
So i won't but actually i can't lie i did i told her to so i'd have to get a haircut because i desperately need one.
Leaving me with no choice but to get a haircut tomorrow.

*Shrugging* ain't no big thang