Saturday

The Island Hopper

Does that sound like the name of a fruity mixed drink with an umbrella and lots of rum?

Because it is.

and i, being the classy, independent girl that i am, refused every male that offered to buy me a drink last night and instead spent my own (what's eight times six?) $48 on those DAMN LITTLE ISLAND HOPPERS. WTF I DON'T EVEN HAVE $48. DO I? IF I DID I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT IT ALL ON ISLAND HOPPERS WOULD HAVE SPENT IT ALL ON ISLAND HOPPERS.

file under: mistakes you're glad you made, save up to buy more of these on April 1st,  best concoction i've ever tasted in my entire life.