7 AM
Blend up strawberries you put in the freezer the night before, 2 peaches,
cup of Mango Lemonade and a handful of blueberries.
15 minutes to look like you didn't wake up 15 minutes ago
Use
1. Fekkai Summer Hair beach waves spray, smells like mermaids and works like heaven. $25
Not the ."Not Your Mother's" brand. It literally smells and feels like you've been at the beach. But it is $8..
AND
3. Pssssst! dry shampoo. Fools em every time. $5
The Commute
Listen to Spotify radio stations based on tracks your crushes send you.
The [one of several] Water Fountain Breaks at Job #1
Send tropically-themed Emojis.
The [15 minute] Lunch Break before classes
Trick yourself into thinking you're eating on the patio at a trendy cafe
while sitting in the shade of Chick-fil-a umbrellas eating chicken n' waffle fries.
The Commute to Job #2
Listen to this:
while you drive with the windows down and sing loudly enough to keep yourself from falling asleep at the wheel (not kidding).
Optional pause when you get to stoplights.
Disclaimer: You might not look as attractive doing this as I do.
Other disclaimer: This photo is a still from a music video I made and sent
to a group message of several friends.
file under: my friends are cooler than yours, other ways to keep yourself awake driving at 4 pm
7 PM
Have a cold beer and paint your nails a new summery color.
You can't have this exact color because my little brother brought it back for me from Italy.
But Carolina blue is always a good choice.
By the time (10 pm) you fall into bed, you'll feel like you've actually just spent the day on Oahu.
Just remember: Summer is not a season, it's a state of mind.
Damn.
I think I just made that up.
