“If you’ve just started a new job, internship or co-op job, do not cook popcorn in the company kitchen. You’ll never have enough to share and everyone will smell it and hate you. Plus, chances are you will burn it and everyone will hate you regardless. Either way, lose lose.”
“Never wear wooden flip flops when getting a pedicure. You will slip and slide all over the place on the walk home from the lotion they use and likely mess up the pedicure you just paid $30 for.”
"If you’re walking behind a slow walker, jingle your keys to give them a heads-up someone is behind them and about to pass them."
